Sup people, hope you all doin’ fine. Well, we all have that one or two
students in our class who are the apple of the teacher’s eye. I prefer the term
‘Tattu’ for them and to be very
honest, I’m one of them HAHAHA. I know you’re about to close this page, but
please just give it a read. Seriously, the pluses of being a tattu are
countless, no literally, COUNTLESS! So, today I’ll be discussing the benefits
of being a tattu and how you can be one.
Let’s start with the benefits. First of all, for a guy like me, being
the teacher’s ‘chosen one’, is like a drug cartel getting a free pass from the
DEA. They trust you, no matter what, they just believe you. Whatever shitty
excuse you produce, they’ll fall for it. For example, you don’t wanna go to
school, just message him/her that, sir/ma’m I’m not feeling well, please don’t
mark me absent and seriously they won’t! You get caught while cheating, just
tell them it wasn’t you, make an innocent face and they’ll let you go. Let’s say,
you’re good in academics as well as the most notorious one in the school, kind
of like me. You get caught during a fight, luckily, that professor who loves
you(not literally!) is walking by, I bet you, he’ll stop and try his very best
to get you out of that shit. So, see! Try your very best to be a TATTU.
Now comes
the critical part, how to become a tattu? Here is a step-wise-step procedure:
1) No
matter how bad ass kinda guy you are, just be respectable and an attentive
student in the class. Sit straight and look sharp. Teachers love it when you
are really attentive and listening to them carefully and when you respect them
as if they’re your parent.
2) Second
step is simple, try to raise questions.
Why, what, who etc. just question them, they love it when you question them as
it creates the feeling that you have been listening to them, the whole time. Also,
whenever they ask questions regarding anything, try to answer them or at least
just raise your hand. They appreciate it when you share your opinions.
3) Another
trick is that at the end of the class, approach
them, tell them what part of the lecture you loved, and what you
understood. They really love feedback, believe me. Also greet them when leaving or entering the class.
4) Finally
try your hardest to get good grades,
it is the most difficult one but hey “nothing ventured, nothing gained”, right? Work hard, work smart and get good grades.
Well
this is your short guide to become a ‘Tattu’. Again, I’m not guaranteeing you
that it’d work but hey, there is nothing wrong in trying right! And look at the
bright side, if you fail in becoming a tattu at least you’ll still be noticed
by your teachers as efforts never go to waste.
The Stoodies over and out!
-AK-47
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