Go Get 'em!!

            Whats up every one! Hope you're doin' fine. Today we’ll be helping you, yes you! My friend, in conquering one of the worst nightmares of your life,''APPROACHING A GIRL/BOY ''. So what's the 1st thing that comes in your mind after reading this, ‘’MISSION IMPOSSIBLE” right? Well it’s natural. Happens with everyone. In my case, whenever my friends encouraged me to approach to a girl, a thought used to rise ''FUCK! No way dude''.

          We all have that one special person around us, whether he/she’s in our classes or even in our school. The one whom we love so much and think that they’ll be the last piece of the puzzle to our lives. Daydreaming about him/her, planning the future ahead even stalking their profile like a Nazi stalking for Jews. Just to check whether they have uploaded any new photo. Aah! I can see that grin on your face.

          Now let’s come to the important part, ''HOW TO FRICKIN' APPROACH THEM!'' Here are some tips for you:

          1)      First and the most important step. ‘’GROW SOME BALLS!’’. I know it’s difficult, but hey someone’s gotta do it. So how to grow ‘em? That I’ll discuss some other time. Till then grow ‘em somehow.

         2)      Try to talk to her but don’t give the impression that you’re desperate. Ask for a pencil or a pen. Ask her/him whether she/he has completed the assignment. I’m sure you’ll draw some of their attention towards you.

          3)      And when you've had completed the second step, I’m sure that you two must've got close, even the slightest understanding between you two is a win.

          4)      After this my friend is the time where you start hanging out with them. Go to the school canteen or the library. Study together. Help each other in completing homework and assignments. But

Just don’t tell them, how you feel about them. At least not now.

          5)      After all this I’m quite sure that you two must be good friends now. Then start showing him/her how you feel about them, not by saying, but by doing.
   

    6)  Well I think that should do the trick! And now when you both have a good understanding between each other, tell ‘em how they make you feel about them rather than saying''I LOVE YOU''. (If you want the things to go on the next level!)

Well there is no guarantee that you’ll succeed, but there is no problem in trying, right? Well this is how I got her! Hope it works for you.

     P.S: If everything fails, just put a gun to his/her head. It always works! 
   
The Stoodies over and out!
                                                                                                         -AK47