People Are Assholes, Pets Aren't!

                  Animals are love. If you don’t like animals you’re a monster, an animal. Wait. Not a human animal. I mean you’re not a homo-sepian. No wait; you’re a homo and not a sepian. Wow! that was lame. Anyway, my point is that animals are a beautiful creation. I personally love pets. I, myself, am a proud owner of a few fish and a ninja turtle. I recently set my parrot free and in the past I have kept a few cats.

                  I have always found pets as a help. Especially for a person like me, who is way way way more socially awkward then you can even imagine, they are quite useful. For a student, they can be quite helpful. Even studies show that pets play a major role in helping against depression. They even have a pet therapy these days. And why not? If technology can make sex toys, then I think pet therapy is a great thing.

                 Studying in the 21^st century is not a walk in the park. Especially, when reaching the standard of a college or a university. There is a lot of pressure on you of exams, to become successful, have a good name in the society so you can support your family. Eventually this leads to stress. A LOT of stress! I have always found pets helpful in these circumstances. I mean why not? They cuddle and purr. They wag their tails and fetch your slippers. They never talk back and they never hold a grudge. Simply they are awesome!

There are a lot of pluses of keeping a pet:

         1) They will provide a great deal of comfort. I can’t exactly tell how because you can’t explain feelings. But believe me, they will provide comfort.

         2) People are assholes. They don’t know anything but what they do know is how to judge. You know what pets do?  They don’t judge! Do you realize how amazing this is? So what if the new recipe turned out inedible? So what if you accidentally mowed down the rose bush? So what if you made a lousy decision? Your pet will think no less of you and will accept you the way you are.

          3) They will trust you! It’s a big deal for a forever alone like me. No, seriously. Animals are often very trusting and can help build trust in ourselves and others. By watching them, we learn that we also are dependent and must rely on others.

          4) Pets have a special power. Unconditional love! They can often tell when their owners are sad or upset and respond in an attentive way. It is really quite amazing how they can pick up on a person's emotions.

         5) Okay, this one seems stupid so I suggest you do this alone because we don’t want to listen, “Dude, why are you talking to a cat? It’s a cat! They don’t understand you”. But believe me, pets are great listeners. They do not interrupt. They do not feel obligated to share their opinions. They are interested in a variety of topics.

         6) Some pets, whether they try to or not, can be real clowns. We enjoy watching them and joining in with the play. We allow ourselves to act much sillier in front of our pets than in front of our friends. Pets do not play to be competitive, but just to have fun, which is refreshing in today's society.

             A research at Ohio State University tells that many students said that their pets fulfill a significant role that is missing in their lives.  The pets are not a substitute for human social interaction and support, but they do provide important interaction for these kids who might otherwise feel isolated from their current environment.

            And this list goes on. Most people complain that it is a hectic job to keep a pet. Seriously dude? Why it’s so hectic? Nobody’s asking you to teach your pet algebra. If you can clean your shit, you can clean its shit too, no? Some age fellows say that their parents won’t allow them to keep a pet. Now this point I understand very much because I have been through this. But guys, if you can buy Xbox. And girls, if you can buy IPhone 6 in pick color, then you can surely convince your parents. Just keep on trying.  Look what you guys are missing.

           I mean imagine you are having the worst day of your life. You wake up late, reached your class half hour late, the teacher insulted you, that douche bag from your school stole your lunch money, you had to walk home, and a crow literally took a shit on you. But as soon as you open the door, you hear a joyous bark and see a figure running towards you with delight, it rolls on your feet, lick your hands and make you feel special. Believe me, sometimes, this moment can make your whole day.

          So, to all the guys out there, I would really suggest you all to have a pet. Believe me, it’s worth it. Anyways, that’s enough for me. Will see you soon here. Keep on checking this blog out. This means much to us.

                                                                                             The Stoodies over and out!
                                                                                             -Usmani

Go Get 'em!!

            Whats up every one! Hope you're doin' fine. Today we’ll be helping you, yes you! My friend, in conquering one of the worst nightmares of your life,''APPROACHING A GIRL/BOY ''. So what's the 1st thing that comes in your mind after reading this, ‘’MISSION IMPOSSIBLE” right? Well it’s natural. Happens with everyone. In my case, whenever my friends encouraged me to approach to a girl, a thought used to rise ''FUCK! No way dude''.

          We all have that one special person around us, whether he/she’s in our classes or even in our school. The one whom we love so much and think that they’ll be the last piece of the puzzle to our lives. Daydreaming about him/her, planning the future ahead even stalking their profile like a Nazi stalking for Jews. Just to check whether they have uploaded any new photo. Aah! I can see that grin on your face.

          Now let’s come to the important part, ''HOW TO FRICKIN' APPROACH THEM!'' Here are some tips for you:

          1)      First and the most important step. ‘’GROW SOME BALLS!’’. I know it’s difficult, but hey someone’s gotta do it. So how to grow ‘em? That I’ll discuss some other time. Till then grow ‘em somehow.

         2)      Try to talk to her but don’t give the impression that you’re desperate. Ask for a pencil or a pen. Ask her/him whether she/he has completed the assignment. I’m sure you’ll draw some of their attention towards you.

          3)      And when you've had completed the second step, I’m sure that you two must've got close, even the slightest understanding between you two is a win.

          4)      After this my friend is the time where you start hanging out with them. Go to the school canteen or the library. Study together. Help each other in completing homework and assignments. But

Just don’t tell them, how you feel about them. At least not now.

          5)      After all this I’m quite sure that you two must be good friends now. Then start showing him/her how you feel about them, not by saying, but by doing.
   

    6)  Well I think that should do the trick! And now when you both have a good understanding between each other, tell ‘em how they make you feel about them rather than saying''I LOVE YOU''. (If you want the things to go on the next level!)

Well there is no guarantee that you’ll succeed, but there is no problem in trying, right? Well this is how I got her! Hope it works for you.

     P.S: If everything fails, just put a gun to his/her head. It always works! 
   
The Stoodies over and out!
                                                                                                         -AK47

Hey Guys!

          Hey peeps! The Stoodies here. By the way stoodies is a combination of (students+buddies).This is our very first blog. Hope you will like it. We’re going to cover mostly all the issues of a common student, their solutions and we’re also going to share our personal experiences with you guys!

              Basically we are a group of three. First of all I’m Ayaan khan and I’m currently doing my Bachelors in Business Administration. I’m 18, living life to the fullest. A typical suits guy. Love watching movies especially porn! AAH every guy’s problem right? I’m the most notorious one in the group at least that is what my other 2 co writers think. I’m the emotional one too though. If you have any sort of parental problems? I’m the guy. I’ve seen a lot in these 18 years and I’ll be sharing all the past experiences and  the events to come with you guys.

          Hi, my name is Hassaan Saeed Khan. it has been 18 years since my first cry, so I'm just a regular teen like the 13.5% of the world population. I study, watch movies, play video games and yeah most importantly, I write. Let me rephrase that ''I try to write''. Yeah that sounds better. Moving forward, I have graduated from college. I play football. I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable. Anyway, I'm hoping for a memorable journey here with you guys. GO GRYFFINDOR!

               THE  Waleed Usmani here. 18 years old. I’m currently doing my B.Sc. in Civil Engineering. Yeah I’m that lame. Proud supporter of uTorrent. My life mainly consists of a few T.V. serials, video games, R-Rated movies, sports, reading and writing novel(s), a little sketching and excessive use of porn sites. Pet lover! FCB fan! “Lonely, depressing and desperate for love” describes my whole life. Anyways, that’s enough about me. Hope you’re gonna enjoy this blog. I and my two mates will try our best to keep you accompanied. Hope to keep seeing you here every now and then. PEACE!!